[2007-11-12 20:10:50]
Jarosław Okołowicz napisal: 2007-11-12 20:07:47
...podoba mi się ciało modelki pasujące fajnie do tonacji !
[2007-11-11 15:49:20]
DiK napisal: 2007-11-11 15:47:36
by uzyskać taki rozmiar musiałem zmiekczyc troche zdjecie a i tak jakosc zjadla kompresja...:((
[2007-11-04 23:18:55]
Krisse napisal - 2007-11-04 23:06:17 I z czego ten cross hm?lechu_com napisal - 2007-11-04 23:15:38 z pesa a z czego:P
[2007-11-03 17:16:11]
jehremy napisal:2007-11-03 16:55:01 dobry układ kota,kadr do bani.
[2007-10-08 22:18:38]
lySon_KOteam napisal: 2007-10-08 22:10:42 może nie leci w prawo tylko okno krzywe, dla mnie super
[2007-09-15 00:02:43]
Sproqet - 2007-09-14 23:58:31 Przyznam, że zdjęcie jest fajne. Zwierze to nie człowiek i na zawołanie nie patrzy w kadr i czeka aż zrobisz zdjęcie. Zabawa z GO spowodowała jakbyś nałożył dwa zdjęcia w PS. Jest dobrze. A czarne tło było czy PS?
[2007-08-28 03:07:00]
flesh2007 napisal: 2007-08-27 16:24:36
czyli traktujesz plfoto jako codziennego frustratora :) lubisz tu zagladac i sie spinac i stresowac i rozladowywac napiecie ktore przynosisz z pracy/domu... right? taki Twoj fetysz codziennosci... "Frustracje Krisse na plfoto.pl"... pozdrawiam
[2007-08-25 20:19:14]
Joozek napisal - 2007-08-25 20:17:44 dam bardzo dobre bo strasznie mi sie podoba ta psina:) te oczy... Kocham takie maluchy:)
[2007-07-04 09:36:48]
Dobry Brat - 2007-07-03 22:00:47 napisal: Nie byle jaki tytuł, świadczy że zdjęcie ma znaczenie :)
[2007-06-16 22:34:42]
Sergiusz Mitin - 2007-06-16 22:17:18 napisal: Makijaż do tła dobierano czy tło do makijarzu?...
[2007-06-16 22:03:47]
gabriela16 napisala:
a zdjęcie nie oddaje uroku bo musialam zmniejszyc ;/;/
[2007-06-15 23:22:12]
kometaa napisala: Nie mogłam złapać ostrości na winogronku, bo wiał silny wiatr..
[2007-06-10 15:36:30]
Alchemik666 - 2007-06-10 15:11:58 napisal:
Jak tu się posypią pozytywy i dobre oceny to mam gdzieś to plfoto!!! Bo ja wstawiłem czekoladę i mnie skrytykowali!!!...
[2007-03-18 14:00:30]
- You okay?
- Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
[2007-03-18 13:57:23]
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
- It's not. It's the same ballpark.
- Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
[2007-02-17 11:38:41]
When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
[2007-02-04 22:59:53]
I fuckin' hate pikeys!
[2007-02-04 22:57:11]
Now, I know he looks like a fat fucker... well, he is a fat fucker...
[2007-02-04 22:56:48]
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
[2007-02-04 22:55:43]
Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum.
[2007-02-04 22:54:40]
I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
[2007-02-04 22:53:37]
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
- You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
[2007-02-04 22:49:55]
Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
- Parley?
- That's the one. Parley. Parley.
- Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
- That would be the French.
[2007-02-04 22:49:04]
No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.
[2007-02-04 22:47:15]
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
[2007-02-04 22:46:27]
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
[2007-02-04 22:45:24]
You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
[2007-02-04 22:44:06]
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
[2007-02-04 22:39:32]
I don't know but I been told... Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
[2007-02-04 22:38:27]
"Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?
[2007-02-04 22:37:35]
Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
[2007-02-04 22:36:36]
Me so horny. Me love you long time
[2007-02-04 22:35:26]
Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
[2007-02-04 22:34:09]
Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission!
[2007-02-04 22:32:00]
Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
[2007-02-04 22:30:59]
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
[2006-12-02 11:15:27]
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
[2006-12-02 11:09:08]
Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful
[2006-12-02 11:06:23]
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
[2006-12-02 11:05:27]
Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[2006-10-15 13:50:03]
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
[2006-10-15 13:49:19]
How tall are you, private?
- Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
- Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
[2006-10-15 13:48:40]
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
[2006-10-15 13:47:14]
Private Pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved Corps?
- Sir, I don't know, sir!
- You are dumb, Private Pyle, but do you expect me to believe you don't know left from right?
- Sir, no, sir!
- Then you did that on purpose! You wanna be different!
[2006-10-15 13:45:52]
Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
[2006-10-15 13:44:36]
Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES
[2006-10-15 13:42:51]
What's your name fat-body?
- Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
- Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?
- Sir, No, sir.
- That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?
- Sir, No, sir.
- Do you suck dicks?
- Sir, No, sir.
- Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
- Sir, No, sir.
- I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
[2006-10-15 13:40:28]
Did your parents have any children that lived?
- Sir, yes, sir.
- I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
[2006-10-15 13:36:49]
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!
[2006-06-12 21:06:04]
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
[2006-04-08 20:36:02]
- You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
- Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
- And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"...
[2006-03-13 12:16:43]
[looks at the caravan] - Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
- Why me?
- Well, you know about caravans.
- How's that?
- You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
- What's wrong with this one?
[Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges]
- Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour...
[2006-03-13 11:22:55]
- Tony.
- What?
- Look in the dog.
- What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
- I mean open him up.
- It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
[2006-03-13 11:20:10]
- He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
- 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
- A natural fucking idiot..
[2006-03-13 11:16:27]
- I didn't see it there.
- It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
- It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
- It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.
[2006-03-13 11:09:20]
- So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
- These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
- Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
[2006-03-13 11:06:57]
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON
[2006-03-13 11:05:32]
- Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
- It's me belt, Turkish.
- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
[2006-03-12 21:59:13]
Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Yeah. Don't go to England.
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